I think that I want to go to the moon

I want to go to the moon, because I like cheese, and because it would be fun to jump around and be all floaty. So the question is, how do I get to the moon? Well the answer seemed simple at first, I thought to myself all I have to do is join NASA and then they will take me to the moon, but the fact that they themselves have not been to the moon in a very very long time kind of ruined my plan.

So I figured that there is probably a better way to get to the moon. I mean if I was superman I could fly to the moon, or if I were dating superman then I could get him to fly me to the moon. Now the only problem with dating Superman is the fact that he has a girlfriend, dumb lois lane...so now the issue is getting rid of that pesky reporter who is interfering with my trip to the moon. So how do I make superman realize that Lois Lane is stupid and should not date her...Well I was thinking of using a magic potion, but I really do not know how to make a magic potion. So I guess the only other option is to use my awesome flirting skills that I learned at bootcamp and make him fall out of love with her.

Now I could get some evildoer involved, I am thinking Lex Luther, mainly because I really can not think of any other bad guys that Superman fights. So here is my thinking, if I can get Lex Luther to fall in love with Lois, he will do anything to get her. And if I talk to Lex first I can let him know that he does not have to try and hurt superman because I will make Superman not like Lois. So once I make Superman not like Lois Ihave to make sure that she knows it, and so I will do this by making sure that Lois sees me and Superman together, she will see the passion between us.

Now see I am a very good actress, because I really do not want to date Superman...I would much rather date someone that can teach me how to drive a standard, and I really don't think Superman can do that. But if I want to go to the moon, I must pretend to like Superman and date him...life is hard when you want to go to the moon. So now that I am dating Superman I will make him fly me to the moon.

I have now gone to the moon, it was a very good time, I should have brought some crackers with me however to eat with the cheese. That would have made the trip so much better. But I did get to enjoy some fun times jumping very high, which I guess if you are dating Superman he can help you jump very high, but this way I was doing it by myself. So now that I have been to the moon I guess I need a new goal. So I am dumping Superman and going to find a guy who can drive a standard and who is willing to teach me. So long, until the next tales of my random adventures trying to achive a pointless goal.

Love Deborah

Sometimes I feel...

Sometimes I feel unloved. Sometimes I watch other people who are with their boyfriends and see how they act together, and then I see people on TV as the guy leans down and kisses the girl, and I think, Why can't that be me? But for all you out there that don't know it can't be me. I mean I can have the b0yfriend if a guy actully liked me, and I mean actully like me, not think of me as just an infatuation (stupid ex-boyfriend). I mean I would love to have a boyfriend who leans down and kisses me, but I had to make that dumb promise when I was 13. and I can't take it back because I told God that I wouldn't. So most of you who are reading this are most likley utterly confused at the moment and are wondering what the frig I am talking about. Well When I was 13 I had a camp councellor who was telling everyone in my cabin that when you have sex with a guy (obviously she was talkint to a bunch of girls so of course this is all coming from that view) you give him a peice of your heart so that by the time you get to the alter you can only give your husband the left over peices of your heart. Well my brain is slightly over active and I thought, "well if you give peices of your heart when you have sex...you must give peices when you kiss a guy as well" So when I was 13 I decided that I would not kiss a guy until my wedding day, and it has been a tough time...well I mean it was not tough from the age of 13-17 cause I didn't have a boyfriend until the summer I was 17...that is when it got weird. But anyways it did not bother me that much before..but latley as dumb prom comes up and I am so dateless and I see all the peeps at my school and youth group with their boyfriends or whatever and realize that I am going to college next year and then I will be getting into real relationships and who wants to date a girl who they can't even kiss...I mean that is if they actully want to date me in the first place..frig anyways most of you are probably thinking I am a raving lunitic by now sorry about that. I just had to write this down. If you think I am dumb for not kissing a guy until I my wedding day that is your problem, to many people have told me that it is dumb and I don't care what people think anymore, it is my decison you don't have to live with it...well unless you end up dating me...but I don't know who would be reading this that would end up dating me so whatever. bye.
Love Deborah